Jersey Shore season four premiere: JWoww takes her boobs to Italy!

They’re back! Snooki, Pauly D, The Situation, and the rest of the crew turned Italy into their own GTL playground in the season four premiere of Jersey Shore.

You can take the guidos and guidettes out of Jersey but you can’t take the Jersey out of the guidos and guidettes. The proof is the hair gel, people.

Season four of Jersey Shore kicked off Thursday night (Aug. 4) and Snooki, Pauly D, The Situation and the rest of the gang pretty much picked up Seaside Heights and dropped it smack dab in the middle of Florence, Italy.

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It all began with Snooki and the gang getting their passports and then it was all about who they were going to bring home once they got to Italy! Some of the gang, like Vinny, wanted to master the language to get girls; and some of them, like Deena, just wanted to bring people home, regardless of what language it was in.

We’re not going to lie: Most of them were going in hopes of getting some Italian booty — except for JWoww and her boobies, because she’s staying committed to Roger. Hey, she said it — not us.

Once the misfits finally got to Italy after complaining about luggage and everything else, it was time to claim their rooms — cue the awkward “hello” from Ronnie and Sammi. Yeah, those two are going to be a weird single mess the rest of the season.

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The juicy stuff didn’t go down until the last few minutes of the episode. The group hit the club and The Situation hit on Snooki — oh yeah, he did! Now everyone in the group can’t possibly concentrate on their GTL because they’re too worried about The Situation messing with Snooki’s happiness with her season four boyfriend, Jionni.

We really wish we turned off the TV during the credits because Deena and Pauly D showed us way too much tongue action — MTV should have prepared us more for that!

There you have it, the season four premiere of Jersey Shore. Until next week, fans!

What did you think of the season four premiere? Did you find it a bit boring? Maybe it will heat up.

Photo courtesy of MTV


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