Donald Trump dumps presidential bid

Donald Trump has decided to drop his bid to run for President of the United States.

Were you hoping for some super-cool Trump for President bumper stickers this year? Sorry to break your heart, but Donald Trump has decided not to run after all.

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Trump announced the news in his usual grandiose, self-aggrandizing way.

“I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run I would be able to win the primary and ultimately the general election,” Trump said. “Ultimately business is my greatest passion and I am not ready to leave the private sector.”

The ever-modest Trump said it was a hard decision, “especially when my potential candidacy continues to be validated by ranking at the top of the Republican contenders in polls across the country.”

Four more years — of Celebrity Apprentice!

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