A bakery in Rutherford, New Jersey, wants you to eat Charlie Sheen. His cupcake, that is. The Sweet Avenue Bake Shop’s cream-capped Tiger Blood confections are selling so fast, owner Danielle Vance is struggling to keep up with demand. So… this raises the question…. what does a 46-year-old warlock taste like?
Not even your stomachs are safe from the Adonis that is Charlie Sheen!
After hearing about The Sweet Avenue Bake Shop’s Tiger Blood-flavored cupcakes, we couldn’t help but wonder what it would be like to sink our teeth into the omnipresent Two and a Half Men star. Here’s what you can expect:
Charlie Sheen’s likeness etched into vanilla frosting, natch
Rainbow sprinkles (because… why not?)
Blood orange-flavored cake
Mixed berry filling — we imagine this means Charlie’s head appears to bleed when you take a bite. Yum?
So basically Charlie Sheen tastes like vanilla, fruit and rainbow sprinkles. Which is exactly what we were expecting. Problem solved.