Celebrity caption contest: Caption this!

Mar 17, 2011 at 8:00 a.m. ET

Caption this celebrity photo for us -- the wittier, the better!
The best (and by best, we mean crudest, silliest, shrewdest and rudest!) caption will be chosen by the SheKnows Entertainment Team, and will appear under the photo at the end of the day alongside the submitter's username. Everyone is eligible, so good luck!

Suri Cruise Katie Holmes

Photo courtesy of: Rex Features LTD

Have what it takes to be the king (or queen) of captions? Submit yours below!