“After careful consideration, Warner Bros Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on Two and a Half Men effective immediately,” Two and a Half Men producers wrote in a statement.
And here we go. Sheen was spitting tiger blood when CBS cancelled the rest of the show’s season last week. He went on to tell NBC journalist Jeffrey Rossen that he wants $3 million per episode to keep doing the show.
“Look at all they put me through,” he told Rossen. He later told CNN’s Piers Morgan that it was a “joke.”
But, apparently this is good news for Sheen.
“This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshisc**k again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension,” Sheen told TMZ.
Of course — this is pretty much what we expected him to say. Now let’s get ready for another week filled with Sheen interviews and UStream broadcasts.
We’re pretty much over it the entire Charlie Sheen story! Maybe now, this is the final chapter.