Jimmy Kimmel’s all-star Humpilates

Feb 28, 2011 at 6:05 p.m. ET

Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Sofia Vergara, Eva Longoria, Minka Kelly and Emily Blunt get their hump on in Jimmy Kimmel's new infomercial for his Humpilates exertainment video! Jimmy K claims to "train the ladies who fill the big screens and skinny jeans," and he has testimonials from Hollywood's hottest stars to back up his story.

Jimmy Kimmell and Scarlett Johansson

The man who brought us the star-studded Handsome Men Club last year gets his Humpilates workout on with his new infomercial for Jimmy K's Hottie Body Hump Club!

Apparently, Jimmy K didn't get his hot bod from sitting behind that Jimmy Kimmel Live desk. He got it from his exclusive exertainment system, Humpilates. Now, he's got a video out to promote the faux system, with testimonials from Hollywood's biggest names.

The video starts with an intro in which Jimmy Kimmel wears a g-string leotard, and that's not the end of his bizarro workout outfits. Then, after a slideshow of Jimmy K appearances on Regis and Kathy Lee, Larry King Live, GMA and Maury Povich, the ladies step up to sing his praises.

Scarlett Johansson, Minka Kelly, Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba coo over Jimmy Kimmel and his Hottie Body Hump system, claiming it's the answer to the "anticipointment" we all find after trying yet another workout tape.

After Kelly Ripa shows off her talking six pack abs, the ladies get their hump on in a group class, where they basically hump Pilates balls. Jessica Biel, in particular, shows she knows how to hump like a madwoman.

Eva Longoria and Emily Blunt also get in on the Hump Club action, while Sofia Vergara offers an unintelligible explanation of how Jimmy K's Humpilates work.

All the ladies offer wacky testimonials, but the piece de resistance is Lindsay Lohan. Lohan shares her Ho-Bo moment with a lion, explaining that the king of the jungle is a humping machine. Later, when Kimmel says his new product is "practically a steal," Lohan jumps back in to say, "allegedly."

Give your abs a workout by watching the Ho-Bo video here.

Jimmy Kimmel's Ho-Bo video!