Celebrity caption contest: Caption this!

Feb 24, 2011 at 8:00 a.m. ET

Caption this celebrity photo for us -- the wittier, the better!
The best (and by best, we mean crudest, silliest, shrewdest and rudest!) caption will be chosen by the SheKnows Entertainment Team, and will appear under the photo at the end of the day alongside the submitter's username. Everyone is eligible, so good luck!

Suri Cruise

Photo courtesy of: SplashNews

Have what it takes to be the king (or queen) of captions? Submit yours below!

today's winner is: Tammy!

"Gopher? Bitch please, this is chincilla. Same stuff they make John Travolta's wigs out of."

Come back tomorrow for another hilarious celebrity caption contest!