Lindsay Lohan attempts rehab escape for Coke
Lindsay Lohan tried to escape from rehab to get her Coke fix!
Lindsay Lohan attempted to escape rehab because she desperately needed Coke.
No, not the white powdery kind that sent her to the Betty Ford Clinic in the first place -- good old fashioned Coca-Cola.
A source says Lindsay Lohan and a pal found out that the medical center next door had a vending machine stocked full of Coke and decided to make a break for it. In an I Love Lucy-worthy move, the pair tried to hop a fence to reach their precious caffeine, but the accomplice's shirt got snagged and their dastardly plan fell to pieces.
The source said, "Lindsay and her co-conspirator were forced to give it up and flag down a volunteer, who was crossing the center's grounds on a golf cart. The pair was safely returned, decaffeinated, to their hall, where they were the center of a process meeting over what they had done."
Caffeine is considered contraband in many rehab facilities because of its stimulant properties -- as a psychoactive drug it could stimulate cravings for the harder stuff.