Britney Spears sued for sexual harassment
A former bodyguard of pop tart Britney Spears is suing the singer for sexual harassment!
Fernando Flores claims Britney Spears likes to be naked all the time, bared her lady no-no to him, did the nasty in front of him and inflicted emotional distress on her kids.
Court docs say Flores alleges Spears made repeated, unwanted sexual advances towards him and "engaged in numerous sex acts" in his presence after he began his stint as her bodyguard in February 2010.
In fact, the court docs are chock full of titillating stories about what (allegedly) goes in behind Britney's closed doors. Flores claims one time Brit-Brit even bent waaaaaaay over to give him a good look at her special Chili-Cheese Cheetos while wearing the finest Frederick's of Hollywood porn star nighty money can buy.
TMZ has the scoop:
"She was wearing a white lace, see-through dress. She walked over close by [Flores], intentionally dropped her cigarette lighter on the floor, bent over to retrieve it and thereby exposed her uncovered genitals to [Flores]." The lawsuit goes on, "The incident caused [Flores] shock and disgust."
Flores also says one time Brit pulled out all the stops in her arsenal of seduction and just stood there buck naked after calling him into the room. Several awkward minutes passed until finally Flores asked if she needed something. To her credit, rather than asking for his baby batter Brit merely requested two bottles of 7-Up. (Everyone knows 7-Up is best enjoyed naked.)
When Flores complained, he says, Britney merely responded with "You know you like it."
The suit also says Brit had loud hotel sex (the best kind) in front of him, and Flores made some pretty serious accusations of child abuse, too, claiming Britney purposefully fed her Tater Tots foods to which they are allergic.
(For the record, CPS already investigated those claims and found them meritless.)
The Britney Spears camp -- ie her Daddy and Chester Cheetah -- had no comment on the suit.