Celebrity caption contest: Caption this!

Aug 27, 2010 at 8:00 a.m. ET

Caption this celebrity photo for us -- the wittier, the better! The best (and by best, we mean crudest, silliest, shrewdest and rudest!) caption will be chosen by the SheKnows Entertainment Team, and will appear under the photo at the end of the day alongside the submitter's username. Everyone is eligible, so good luck!

Holly MadisonPhoto courtesy: SplashNews

Have what it takes to be the king (or queen) of captions? Submit yours below!

today's winner is: LVwithLOVE!

"I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a rabbit, a bat for carrot top and a six-foot has-been."

Check back tomorrow for another hilarious celebrity caption contest!