Heidi Montag wants breast implants gone

Aug 26, 2010 at 2:19 p.m. ET

Heidi Montag is having some serious regrets about her life choices, including wanting her breast implants gone.

Heidi Montag

Not only is the former reality star of MTV's The Hillsdivorcing her freaky, fame-mongering husband, Spencer Pratt (though only time will tell if it's a legit split or if they're just in it for the headlines), now she's admitting her extreme makeover -- which included ten surgeries in one day last November -- might not have been the best idea.

Montag told Life & Style magazine that she is "desperate to go back to normal." Good luck with that, sister.

Recently, Heidi's plastic surgeon, Dr Frank Ryan, died after driving off a cliff along the Pacific Coast Highway which means she'll have to find someone else to reverse her G-cup breast augmentation. That's right, the only way for the 23-year-old to become less plastic is to have more plastic surgery.

She once claimed she wanted H-cup breasts, "For Heidi," she giggled moronically. But now she says, "I'm downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double-D."

Heidi said she's still in both physical and mental pain from the breast implants. She said she was taking pain killers but they didn't mute the pain so she stopped. She is unable to hug her four dogs and is restricted to wearing only custom-made clothing and can't exercise. "I'm obsessed with fitness," Heidi said. "But it's impossible to work out with these boobs. It's heartbreaking. I can't live an everyday life."

Montag is reportedly shopping for a new plastic surgeon in South America but is concerned that "there is no fixing it."

Interestingly, her boobs aren't the only thing she wants smaller. Heidi was photographed in Costa Rica on August 19 with a bandage and possibly a splint over her nose, making it look like she had another nose job while on "vacation."

She once joked that her nose was going to fall off like Michael Jackson's, but, at this rate, we don't doubt it. You know that crazy cat lady, Jocelyn Wildenstein, who's spent over a million dollars on cosmetic procedures and is at the point where doctors refuse to operate on her anymore? That's gonna be Heidi. She's only 23 but she's already been stretched and pulled and lifted and botoxed so much she could be decades older.

What that girl needs is major therapy, not invasive surgery.

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