Celebrity feuds are heating up as summer nears and it appears tempers are flaring equally as hot as the temperatures outside.
Here are a few stars looking to celebrate Memorial Day with a sizzling smack-down.
Cameron Diaz versus Kate Hudson
Try to follow us here: Cameron Diaz dated Justin Timberlake who hooked up with Kate Hudson right after he and Diaz split. A few years later Kate started dating Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez and now Cam is sliding into home with the Yankee slugger. Get it? Great!
According to reports, these two blonde stunners are fighting it out over their exes and they’re both furious the other hooked up with a former flame.
We guess it might be that these ladies are seeking revenge, but what seems more likely is that both Timberlake and A-Rod share a thing for skinny, beautiful, bubbly blondes and both Cam and Kate fit the bill.
Lindsay Lohan versus The World
LA Superior Court? Stick it. Rehab? You stink. Daddy Dearest? You’re dead to me.
Lindsay Lohan is so well adjusted.
Even though she used every excuse under the sun, from “I lost my passport” to “That Icelandic volcano is erupting,” on Thursday, after she failed to appear at a mandatory probation hearing stemming from one of her two DUI charges in 2007, a judge issued a bench warrant for Lohan, revoking her probation and setting bail at $100,000. Why wasn’t Lohan in court? Lohan missed her all-important court date because she was partying in Cannes under the pretense of publicizing her new role in a biopic about porn star Linda Lovelace, the woman who starred in the porn flick, Deep Throat.
Lohan hasn’t had a hit since 2004’s Mean Girls and the idea of her tackling the role of a porn star seems sadly destined for late night Cinemax — not the best reason to skip out on court.
It’s just the latest in a long string of troubles for Lohan, including her most recent well publicized and Twitter-tastic episode in the feud with her father, Michael. After Michael showed up at Lohan’s apartment with the LAPD saying he was “concerned” for the welfare of Lindsay’s younger sister, Lohan retaliated on the web, calling her father crazy and a drug addict. “My father is a lunatic and doesn’t even deserve such a title since he’s never been around in my life other than when he’d threaten me and my family,” Lohan later said.
If her mother, her father or any of her so-called friends really cared about Lohan, they’d pack her up, move her to Utah or Oregon and get her some serious help.
Chelsea Handler versus Michelle McGee
There’s nothing like a good online feud and Chelsea Lately star Chelsea Handler has been slugging it out with super skank, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, ever since she announced she was the mistress of Sandra Bullock’s ex-husband Jesse James.
Things started getting nasty when McGee went on Facebook and wrote, “Dear Chelsea, glad to see my grandma’s old clothes put to good use in your wardrobe. Her mu-mu’s look amazing on you. PS You need to hire another midget to hold up those saggy boobies of yours…all that breast feeding from [your sidekick] Chuy has really taken its toll.” Isn’t McGee classy?
In response, Handler wrote on her blog, “Michelle really believed that Sandra [Bullock] and Jesse were separated and was shocked to see them together at the Oscars. I guess she doesn’t read magazines, which makes sense since she basically has one on her face.”
McGee retaliated on Facebook, making fun of Handler’s arms, saying, “I’ve seen better wings in a bucket of KFC chicken.” Leading Handler to proudly flap her very toned arms on her show later that night.
We say the only way to solve this is a cage match to the death. And we’ve got $20 on Handler.