A tattoo-covered, third-rate model came forward earlier this week to claim that she and Jesse carried on an affair for 11 months while Sandra filmed her Oscar-winning flick The Blind Side.
Today, Jesse issued a vague, Tiger-esque statement apologizing for vague, presumably Tiger-esque transgressions.
“The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment,” Jesse said in his statement to People.
“There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way,” James said.
“This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”
Jesse has three children from previous relationships, one of whom is his drug-addicted, porn star ex-wife, Janine Lindemulder.
Jesse may have to beg for forgiveness long distance, because a source says Sandra moved out of the couple’s southern California home on Monday, just days before the report surfaced. The couple was seen together at a public appearance Saturday, by all accounts happy and even jovial. Perhaps Sandra was blindsided during Sunday brunch.
But don’t you worry about Bullock. This strong woman may have already taken her sweet revenge. Jesse’s beloved dog, Cinnabun, disappeared on Monday — the very same day Sandra moved out. We’re not saying she’s a dognapper, but… well played, Sandra. Well played.