Blind item roundup

Dec 17, 2009 at 10:30 p.m. ET

The juiciest celebrity gossip is always disguised in the form of the blind item. You get all the dirty details -- except the names of the guilty. We've rounded up the best blind items of the week just for you. Can you guess who's been naughty?

Via Blind Gossip: "This A-list actor has always dated the most beautiful girls in the world. These girls are his beards. He actually prefers skinny boys. His latest flame is a boy who was involved in a European scandal involving starlets, drugs and high class prostitution. Scandal Boy recently shipped out to Los Angeles so that he could be at the beckoned call of our actor."

Via Crazy Days and Nights: "This might just be a first. This C-list movie actress who has fallen from grace was seeing a guy on and off about six months ago. He wasn't the only person she was dating but he is for sure the one who got her pregnant. Not for the first time our actress had a procedure and she was no longer pregnant. Fast forward to three weeks ago when a sister of our actress had the same procedure and it was the result of her being with the same guy who had impregnated our actress."

Via Lainey Gossip: "Which recently singled d-bag's publicist has been calling every tabloid begging them to print his version of the breakup in order to protect his ego? The rep has been desperately trying to play competing publications against each other to make sure his client comes out of it with his penis size preserved which only reinforces the widely held belief that his client is a giant prick -- in personality, and not necessarily in his pants."

And finally, another from Crazy Days and Nights -- just in time for Christmas: "If you were at The Mall Of America this weekend in Minneapolis you might have seen this very good looking B-list actor from one of those network initial shows. He was walking through the mall when a woman stopped him and asked our actor for his autograph. No problem. The actor obliged and even took a photo. So, where is the Jackass behavior? Well, the actor asked the woman what she was doing in the mall. What, is this like pick up time? Anyway, she pointed down to her four-year-old twins and said they were about to get in line to see Santa. The actor then bent down to the kids and said, 'You should know by now there is no Santa.' He then walked away."

So whodunnit? Leave your guesses in the comments below!