Jessica Simpson doggie drama
Jessica Simpson is a sad, sad lady tonight -- and for once it has nothing to do with her love life.
Remember the sweet little white Malti-Poo named
Daisy that ex-hubby Nick Lachey gave Jessica during their Newlyweds days? Jess and her pooch were inseparable, with Daisy
often hitching a ride in Jessica's Louis Vuitton handbag.
That love affair came to a horrifying end when Jessica witnessed a dognapping of the worst kind: Daisy was snatched by a coyote!
"My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!"
Say what you want about the bubble-headed blonde, but that's just awful.
Jess quickly hired a dog-finding firm called FindToto.com in the slim hopes of finding Daisy alive and well, because, she says, Daisy is "fast" and could have seized an opportunity to make a quick getaway from her carnivorous captor. Among other tactics, the firm power-dials 1,000 of your closest neighbors to alert them of the purloined pooch.
Of course Jessica took much flack for not seeing the writing on the wall -- after all, she did see a hungry coyote snatch the little dog with her own eyes -- but Jessica lashed out at the haters on Twitter in a rare angry outburst.
"Still holding out hope despite the a$$holes that say is it a dumb thing to do. Daisy is my baby...why would I stop searching? I'm a mom."
But alas, even the doggy finding experts failed in their task. After exhausting all possible means, the search as been called off, and you can be sure a devastated Jessica is crying herself to sleep tonight. Awful.