Tom Cruise wants seven more babies!
Tom Cruise says Suri will not be an army of one, he wants Katie Holmes to have seven more babies!
Trying to distract us from the crappy performance of his flop movie Valkyrie, Cruise tells The Sun, "I want ten children. I love kids. I feel really fortunate to have the teenagers and a two-and-a-half-year-old. It's a great dynamic."
Cruise, who was too busy promoting his own failing flick to attend the premiere of his son Connor's first movie, tries to pass himself off as quite the family guy.
This is despite leaving Katie and Suri to fend for themselves in New York while Holmes completes her Broadway run in All My Sons.
"I'm a great parent," Cruise says.
Insert Scientology joke here.
"I want to be with my kids, and they get to do all the stuff that I wanted to do when I was growing up. My own father wasn't there much for me and I want to be a different dad to my kids. My family is the most important thing in my life. Married life is very good, very lovely," Cruise continues.
"I feel lucky to have Kate as my wife. She's an extraordinary woman. She is funny and smart and she likes the same things that I do. She's a very strong, gracious woman, and a great comedian."
Poor Katie is so distraught over this mess that she's been reverting back to 1990's styles (see photo below).
Holmes is wearing rolled-up denim shorts over black tights around fashionable Manhattan and praying that Dawson will come save her. Or Pacey.
She can't afford to be picky at this point.