From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska…it’s Hillary Clinton for David Letterman’s Top 10.
The Late Show Top Ten Reasons Hillary Clinton Loves America
As presented by Democratic Presidential Candidate Sen. Hillary Clinton on the Monday, May 5 broadcast of “The Last Show with David Letterman” on CBS television.
10. We have more Dakotas than every other country combined.
9. Canadian bacon: soggy and chewy; American bacon: crisp and delicious!
8. Thanks to the Internet, I can order new pantsuits 24/7 – there’s your pantsuit joke, Dave. Are you happy now?
7. 232 years and not one cookie shortage.
5. Did I mention the soup? Mmm, soup.
4. Did you know former President Teddy Roosevelt was an American?
3. Where else can you get a car painted for $29.95?
2. Is this the part where I say, “Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night!”?
1. Apparently anyone can get a talk show.