David Lynch and Mark Frost’s cult ’90s series, Twin Peaks, drew in some serious fans when it first aired in 1990 on ABC, and despite being canceled after just two seasons, a small group of ardent fans have persisted throughout the years following its cryptic ending in 1991, keeping the show on the radar. When it was released on Netflix in the 2000s, a new generation of millennial viewers tuned in for the campy aesthetic and tawdry horror-meets-soap opera-inspired tropes.
Now, with the long awaited third season, The Return nearly halfway through, there are plenty of new fans who may or may not have even seen the original series, but fell victim to the show’s uncanny world in the new Showtime version.
Given Twin Peaks: The Return’s rocky start following the revival announcement in 2014, the fact that the third season even made it into production is reason enough to celebrate. And what better way to celebrate than with some Twin Peaks-inspired merch? It’s easy to find mass-produced Twin Peaks shirts, but we’ve found some unique gift ideas for the Twin Peaks fan in your life that they probably haven’t seen before.
1. Audrey Horne greeting card
This “Welcome to Twin Peaks” greeting card features an original illustration of none other than the brunette bombshell, Audrey Horne. Original artwork by artist Estelle Morris.
Audrey Horne greeting card, available at Amazon
2. The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer
Written by David Lynch’s daughter, Jennifer Lynch, this 1990 spinoff novel helped fill the void for some fans after the series’ abrupt cancellation. Written from the point of view of the slain homecoming queen, the diary chronicles Palmer’s life from age 12 to 17, offering clues to the identity of her killer, insights and character references.
The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer, available at Amazon
3. Double-R Diner mug
Even though the beautiful Norma Jennings or Shelly Johnson won’t be serving your cup of joe with a slice of pie on the side each morning, this RR Diner logo coffee mug will show off Twin Peaks pride if nothing else.
Double-R Diner mug, available at Amazon
4. One Eyed Jacks neon shirt
There are plenty of official Twin Peaks graphic T-shirts on the market these days, but this one features a rare graphic screen print of the enigmatic One Eyed Jacks logo with an impressively convincing neon signage effect. True fans will appreciate the rare imagery of this T-shirt and the subtle nod to one of the show’s lesser-known settings.
One Eyed Jacks neon shirt, available at Amazon
5. Twin Peaks action figures
Funko Action Figures Twin Peaks Dale Cooper, Laura Palmer, Bob, Log Lady 4 Pack Action Figure
Action figures aren’t just children’s toys anymore. These quirky figurines are surprisingly accurately depicted. This set comes complete with the main stars of the show: a plastic-wrapped Laura, Agent Coop with his coffee, the Log Lady, and of course Killer BOB.
Twin Peaks action figures, available at Amazon
6. Twin Peaks pillow cover
Yet another way to integrate the show into your home environment, this Society6 illustrated pillow features original cartoon illustrations of some of the show’s most prominent motifs. Snuggle up!
Twin Peaks pillow cover, available at Amazon
7. Black Lodge-inspired rug
Wandering Chevron Black Zig Zag Modern Casual Geometric Area Rug 5x7 ( 5'3" x 7'3" ) Easy to Clean Stain Fade Resistant Shed Free Contemporary Abstract Funky Fun Shapes Lines Living Dining Room Rug
True fans of the series will love how this black-and-white chevron-printed area rug closely resembles the carpeting in the Black Lodge.
Black Lodge-inspired rug, available at Amazon
8. Angelo Badalamenti Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me soundtrack (vinyl)
Angelo Badalamenti worked closely with Lynch on the soundtrack for both the series and the film sequel, 1992’s Fire Walk With Me. Badalamenti’s eerie score adds to the cinematic quality of the show, but his chilling compositions are just as moving when listened to outside the show’s context. This record comes in director-approved sleeve notes and a wall artworthy cover. You can also find it on CD and MP3 .
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me soundtrack, available at Amazon
9. Twin Peaks skateboard deck
Whether you’re into shredding or not, this graphic skateboard deck will make a great mode of transportation or look neat hung on your wall. Habitat’s line of Twin Peaks skateboards also includes decks featuring graphics with Shelly Johnson, Agent Cooper, Audrey Horne and The Log Lady.
Twin Peaks skateboard deck, available at Amazon
10. A stay at “The Great Northern Hotel”
The Great Northern Hotel is the fictional (kind of) hotel owned by Ben Horne. The hotel does indeed exist — it’s just run under a different name. Surprise fans with the gift of a lifetime and book a stay at the Salish Lodge & Spa, where the opening scene of the original series was shot.
A stay at “The Great Northern Hotel,” available at Hotels.com