Updated Jan. 18, 2018, 9 a.m. PT: In today’s edition of “Celebrities Must Have It So Hard,” we’re discussing Paris Hilton’s very difficult problem: She has to choose just three of the many exotic world-class locales that are reportedly begging to host her multiple weddings to Chris Zylka. Yes, this is someone’s real life.
An insider told Page Six that since news got out that Hilton is planning to have multiple weddings, venues are clamoring for a chance to host one of them.
“She has so many friends around the world and doesn’t think they can fit all into one wedding,” the source said. “She is getting calls from tons of wedding planners and resorts in the Maldives, Bora Bora, Fiji, Tulum [Mexico], Ibiza [Spain] and Hawaii.”
We already suspected Hilton would have the most extra nuptials of 2018 (yes, the same year that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are set to tie the knot just for perspective), and it looks like that prediction is fully set to come true.
Original story, published Jan. 11, 2018: The internet still hasn’t fully come down from its frenzy over Paris Hilton’s engagement. The proposal itself was so incredibly extra, and then there was that ring. Did you guys see that thing? It’s roughly the same size of the small country that has an annual GDP that matches its price tag.
Ya know, just Paris Hilton things.
Here’s the thing: Paris Hilton has always been incredibly extra. Even before we used the word “extra” to describe people like Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton was the most extra. So it should come as no surprise to anyone that Hilton’s wedding will be (all together now) so extra.
Hilton’s aunt, Real Housewife Kyle Richards, has already confirmed this.
It’s details we’re after here, and we may finally have them. Hilton is about to host the most over-the-top nuptials of all time… by having three weddings in different places around the world. If it’s the most important day of your life, why not make it three days?
Speaking to Extra (LOL, of course) at the Golden Globes, Hilton revealed her master plan.
“For my 21st birthday, I had five parties,” she said, “So maybe for the wedding, I’ll have a European one, an American one, one for everyone around the world.”
Bless her heart for disguising her desire for multiple giant parties celebrating herself as wanting the whole world to be able to take part.
Even though this is all a little bit ridiculous, Hilton and her fiancé, Chris Zylka, are super-adorable together. During the same interview, he gushed, “She’s my best friend, she’s the most gorgeous thing on the planet, as you can see, and she’s one of the strongest women that I know.”
Just save some of that for the wedding vows, buddy. You’re gonna need three sets of them, after all.