It seems like it’s been so long since there were new episodes of Vanderpump Rules, but the wait is finally almost over! (And who can even blame the cast for taking a little hiatus. It must be exhausting to create that much drama all the time).
The trailer for the upcoming sixth season just dropped, and as expected, it gives no clues into what story arcs we might expect, because let’s be honest, that’s not what any of us are here for. Nope, it’s two-and-a-half glorious minutes of snippets of screaming, crying, fighting, drinking and more of the antics we’ve come to love-hate the staff of SUR for.
There are definitely some surprises, though. Somehow, producers or Lisa Vanderpump or somebody convinced Lala Kent to return to the cast, and part of the deal must have been that people had to be nicer to her, because she’s apparently now friends with Katie Maloney and Scheana Marie. Also, somehow there’s a scene where Jax Taylor and James Kennedy are having a seemingly civil conversation, and, like, did producers tranquilize them or what? Because that should not be happening.
There are several cuts to Taylor getting what looks like some kind of hypnotherapy for anger management, and we also get to see Stassi Schroeder get dumped by her boyfriend, Patrick Meagher. We’re also privy to the moment when Marie learns her new man is cheating on her, because of course that happened with cameras rolling.
The clear high point of the season, however, is that someone full-on throws a large glass of something in Kennedy’s face. He’s been asking for that since the day he was born, so thank God someone finally did it.
Check out the trailer to see for yourself the level of drama that’s coming. None of us are ready, yet we can’t wait.