Bachelor in Paradise seems to be one disappointment after the next this season, and fans have not stayed quiet about their feels, thank goodness. Because we all have them too.
I spent most of this episode wondering when ABC is going to announce the new Bachelor because that would actually be good news instead of more heartbreak. (Please be Peter. Please be Peter. Please be Peter.)
OK, back to BIP.
Dean ruined himself with his confusion between Kristina and D. Lo.
— Gina Vizzarri (@givizz) August 30, 2017
If I ever have a daughter I'll show her clips of Dean to warn her about cute boys who start off nice but fizzle out #BachelorInParadise
— Bachelor Husband (@BachelorHusband) August 30, 2017
Dean: "Christina, please be patient."
TRANSLATION: "Lemme smash Danielle real quick and I'll be back."#BachelorInParadise
— Natasha (@YOLOetc129) August 30, 2017
Alright every part of me that was rooting for kristina and dean is gone. Dean is such a douche, kristina deserves more #BachelorInParadise
— Sukhi (@yoonjoonsmind) August 30, 2017
Okay more of what I just said but DAMN Kristina you are a diamond & you deserve way better than little boys k #BachelorInParadise
— Olivia Caridi (@OliviaCaridi) August 30, 2017
Amanda turned into a mean girl despite her anti-bullying mantra.
Wasn't amanda Stanton lecturing everyone online on not bullying last week? What a hypocrite. #BachelorInParadise
— Lauren Taylor (@LaurenTh86) August 29, 2017
I really hate that #BachelorInParadise is perpetuating this bully behavior by dragging this on for 45 min. Over it.
— Joanne (@jpeg634) August 29, 2017
Please stop calling her scallop fingers! You are grown women participating in bullying. Very disappointing. #BachelorinParadise
— Hally (@HallySwartwood) August 29, 2017
Jasmine lost a lot of fans.
Jasmine on #BachelorinParadise is the scariest and most disrespectful person on the show.
— 👻•lindsay BOOjardin•👻 (@lindsa_lou) August 30, 2017
Jasmine why you being so slimy. So slimy. Slimy…
— Madison Lanai Kilmer (@madeelanai) August 30, 2017
Alexis went home, which, not OK.
Can we trade Dean to have Alexis back #BachelorInParadise
— Brett S. V(OTE)ergara (@BrettSVergara) August 30, 2017
— Russell Hainline (@RussellHFilm) August 30, 2017
Daniel called Lacey a “leftover,” and she was sad when he wasn’t super-into her. And then she continually let him walk all over her and treat her badly.
Daniel has called Lacey "scraps," twice, and a 2am bar chick and she still wants his rose. Have some pride, woman! #BachelorInParadise
— Matt (@Buekish) August 30, 2017
#BachelorInParadise wow Daniel get your head out if your ass. Such a pig
— Ms. Vicki (@MsVicki6) August 30, 2017
Tickle Monster and Christen had an adorable date, and then she totally just ragged on him to Jack Stone. WTH!
— Paul (@this1optimistic) August 30, 2017
Entering a love triangle with Jack Stone and the Tickle Monster cannot end well… #BachelorInParadise
— Tanner Tolbert (@ttolbert05) August 30, 2017
To sum up…
What I've learned this season: Dean is a snake, Jasmine is a nutjob and Robby and Amanda both love themselves.
— The Nutjob Cracker (@Nutjobcracker) August 30, 2017
— Stephanie (@StephanieAmick) August 29, 2017
It’s hard to imagine any of these couples making it past paradise at this point in the show. And while we all enjoy some gratuitous drama, it loses its appeal when it’s just one dramatic moment after the next. Where’s the love?