Updated June 28, 5:15 p.m. PT: This just in: We know who Rihanna’s new, super-hot make-out man is.
After steamy photos surfaced today and Twitter went wild over Rihanna’s new beau, the Daily Mail has confirmed who this dark, handsome, brooding, soft-lipped (we presume) man is. His name is Hassan Jameel, businessman and heir to the Saudi Toyota distribution company Abdul Latif Jameel. According to inside sources, Rihanna is “completely smitten” with her new flame.
And thank goodness! After years of tough relationships for the singer and all-around dope queen, finally seeing RiRi being flirty and fun is just like a new Rihanna album to my ears: it makes me say, “WOW, THANK GOD.” After the two were seen canoodling in a pool, speculation has come from all over. How serious are they? How long have they been seeing each other? How did they meet? Is he worthy?!?!?!?
Apparently, yes. Jameel isn’t just a pretty face with lots of money from a family business. He’s a hardworking cog in the extremely well-oiled machine that is the Saudi Toyota distribution company. Jameel serves as the deputy president and vice chairman of the family business Abdul Latif Jameel, which is one of the biggest companies in the world. So, yeah, we can now assume that whatever pool they’re making out in is attached to a palace, just like Rihanna deserves. Said palace was confirmed to be in Spain, where the two have been spending some quality vacation time together.
Let’s get a closer look at the sexy heir:
And there you have it. I wouldn’t stoop so low as to say Rihanna is in this for the money since the megastar is perfectly capable of taking care of herself, thank you very much. But there’s nothing wrong with having a double-income household, especially when just the kissing is that hot. Good for you, RiRi. You deserve this.
Alert, world. Rihanna has a make-out buddy, and he should be everyone’s make-out buddy.
Seriously. Look at him.
There’s just one problem here. Nobody knows who he is. He is a complete mystery — a wonderful, beautiful, super-hot mystery.
Here’s what we know so far. TMZ and the Daily Mail somehow got their hands on those photos and published them, and then the internet imploded into a flaming ball of desire for that man. They’re all over Twitter now and have inspired the hashtag #RihannaHasAManParty, which is trending.
The two of them are drinking Champagne in a pool somewhere, but we don’t know where for sure — TMZ reports that they’re on a little getaway together and sharing a Spanish villa, but that’s not confirmed. The building they walked into after making out with their Champagne in the pool is surrounded by palm trees, but otherwise white and anonymous from the outside.
And as for that man, all we know is that he’s dark and devastatingly handsome. There’s no inkling yet as to who he might be, but he and RiRi are awfully cozy right now. And after all the drama during and after her relationship with Drake, Lord knows Rihanna deserves to have a little fun.
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But seriously, though, RiRi, are you listening? We need to know who this guy is. For the good of humanity, tell us who you’re making out with. And if you really care about the world, let us all make out with him too. OK, thanks.