7 Things Tom Cruise Does in Literally Every Movie

Jul 2, 2017 at 12:00 p.m. ET
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We all love Tom Cruise. His movies keep us on the edge of our seat and help us believe that good will win out in the end. But Cruise isn't so much of an actor as he is a movie star. That means he doesn't really play characters (OK, there was that one time in Tropic Thunder); instead, he plays different versions of himself. And we would include his performance as the vampire Lestat as just an undead, fancier version of himself.

If Tom Cruise were a car brand, he'd be Land Rover: powerful yet stylish. If he were a beverage, he'd be a Coke: bubbly and all-American. Like cars and beverages, actors, too, have brands. Cruise knows his brand is sexy action hero, and he always delivers. And all of these things are on brand for every Tom Cruise movie.

1. He takes off his clothes

In The Mummy, Cruise emerges from a body bag — naked, of course.

Tom Cruise in The Mummy
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In Risky Business, he sings pants-less.

Tom Cruise in Risky Business
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Then there's that famous volleyball match in Top Gun where he's all greased up.

Tom Cruise in Top Gun
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2. He runs breathlessly through the city with mad panic

Usain Bolt has nothing on Cruise.

Tom Cruise in Ghost Protocal
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Crash, bam, boom! Now that's an explosion.

Tom Cruise in War of the Worlds
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No! Don't look back!

Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible
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3. He loves to jump

This jump is from Edge of Tomorrow. Didn't see it? No need. This is literally the most exciting part.

Tom Cruise in The Edge of Tomorrow
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In this Mission: Impossible jump, he's like a human spider (not to be confused with Spider-Man).

Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible
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And of course, we had to include jumping on Oprah's couch.

Tom Cruise couch jumping
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4. He has a "need for speed"

Love the way he blips the throttle and spikes revs on his steel horse.

Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible
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We're absolutely, 100 percent sure Cruise is in that beige car. The one in the middle. We promise.

Minority Report
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It's a bird, it's a plane... it's Tom Cruise!

Tom Cruise in Top Gun
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 5. He clings to things

No rock is too high for Cruise.

Tom Cruise clinging from a rock
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For this one, Cruise hired a fitness trainer just to work out his hands.

Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible
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In Rock of Ages, he even clung to a stripper pole.

Tom Cruise in Rock of Ages
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6. He protects his women

He protects Annabelle Wallace from a raven strike in The Mummy.

Tom Cruise in The Mummy
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He floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee to protect Nicole Kidman in Far and Away.

Tom Cruise in Far and Away
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He creepily protects Kirsten Dunst in Interview with a Vampire.

Tom Cruise in Interview with a Vampire
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 7. And, of course, he's always in shades

The Ray-Bans in Risky Business signal that he's the cool guy who likes to have fun.

Tom Cruise in Risky Business
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The aviators in Top Gun say he's cocky.

Tom Cruise in Top Gun
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Pushing his shades down, but not taking them off, says he sees something intriguing but can't commit to it.

Tom Cruise in sunglasses
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