Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire, aka Hollywood’s all-time and forever greatest bromance, generally spend their casual hang time being naked on yachts together with gorgeous models around half their age.
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But time moves forward, and the age gap between DiCaprio and his model girlfriends grows larger, and his buddies have kids and so sometimes, instead of being naked on a yacht, he has to do dad stuff. Like attending Maguire’s 10-year-old daughter Ruby’s play. That’s a thing that actually happened.
And DiCaprio wasn’t the only famous face to show up to that children’s production of Beauty and the Beast — Maguire’s other Pussy Posse bro friends Kevin Connolly, Lukas Haas and David Blaine were all there too. They all took a break from yachting and model dating to dad-bro out with Maguire, because this bromance is the most pure relationship that exists on Earth.
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At least that’s how we’re choosing to interpret this. DiCaprio did just break up with Nina Agdal, and we can’t help but wonder a little bit if this dramatic change of pace happened because he’s heartbroken over the end of that relationship. Is this a true bro move or a cry for help? We may never know for sure.
Considering the deep and well-documented friendship DiCaprio and Maguire share, we’re going to keep assuming this beautiful moment happened out of their love for each other — that Maguire was like, “Dude, I can’t go to the club and make out with 20-year-old models today because Ruby’s in a play and family is important, you know, bro?” and DiCaprio was like, “Bro, of course, dude. Family rocks. I’ll get the guys together and we’ll all go, bro!”
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Yeah, that’s definitely what happened.
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