Kanye West Deleted His Twitter, but These Tweets Will Live On

Jun 7, 2017 at 10:00 a.m. ET
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Do you feel that feeling? That kind of tingling feeling? That's the feeling everyone in the universe gets on the anniversary of Kanye West's birthday. And this year, it's a big one: the self-proclaimed best rapper ever is turning 40 today.

We weren't sure how to celebrate. Should we write a long, confusing political rant in which no one can tell which party we belong to? Should we dance on a floating stage? Reflect on his genius? No, we decided. The best way to celebrate the man and the artist is to listen to his entire discography in order while compiling the 40 weirdest tweets he's ever posted.

West deleted his Twitter and Instagram accounts last month, and nobody's quite sure why. But we can still reflect on the greatness that was and hope for a Kanye West-tweet-filled future. Ready?

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1. Maybe we all need this horse — maybe horses aren't just for music royalty

Kanye West Needs This Horse
Image: Twitter

 2. Wait, what is like hoodies? And how?

Kanye West Tweet About Egos and Hoodies
Image: Twitter

 3. If there's one thing you should know about West, it's that he stays away from his own ass and asks that you also stay away

Kanye West on Ass Play
Image: Twitter

 4. We will never forget the time West kind of asked the world out for a drink — we waited for him at the Spotted Pig all night

The time Kanye West invited everybody out
Image: Twitter

 5. You know, now that I think about it, very few people give Santa anything much else besides cookies and milk — how thoughtless

What Kanye West Wants for Christmas
Image: Twitter

 6. We hope and assume he is referring to a rap song here

Kanye West adds some kazoo to his rap song
Image: Twitter

 7. Hey, we all have our soft spots

Kanye West: Sometimes I get emotional over fonts
Image: Twitter

 8. OK, now we really believe you: You are super into fonts

Kanye West is talking about fonts again
Image: Twitter

 9. Who knew Kanye West was such a Wicked fan?

Kanye West's Opinion on Wicked is... Weird.
Image: Twitter

 10. Another way of saying: You can't have it all... even Kanye West

Kanye West's consolation prize
Image: Twitter

 11. Kanye West might have a bit of a self-esteem problem, but, like, the opposite kind of self-esteem problem that most people have

Kanye West on being in love with yourself
Image: Twitter

 12. This is why spell check exists: because of geniuses

Kanye West Misspelling Genius
Image: Twitter

 13. We were planning to save some of our biggest tasks for our next life when we are reincarnated as an elephant and have more free time

Kanye West might believe in reincarnation? Or Something?
Image: Twitter

 14. Tweets like these are why you have shit-loads of followers, Kanye

Kanye West's Favorite Unit of Measurement
Image: Twitter

 15. This isn't just one of West's best tweets; it's one of the best tweets ever overall

Kanye West's Water Bottle Wisdom
Image: Twitter

 16. And this one is a close runner-up (that you will never hear coming)

Kanye West on Twitter: His relationships with ninjas
Image: Twitter

 17. Kanye is just like us with wine. On every. Single. Night.

Did Kanye West order the bellini or not?
Image: Twitter

 18. This is just plain paradoxical

Kanye West on Twitter: Not smiling makes me smile.
Image: Twitter

 19. We never thought we were that traditional until just now

Kanye West's idea of what's traditional
Image: Twitter

 20. We just don't even know where to start with this one

Kanye West on dressing Kim Kardasian
Image: Twitter

 21. When his caps lock and exclamation games are on point

Kanye West's deal with CAPS LOCK.
Image: Twitter

 22. Wait, what?

Kanye West wants to be this generation's Disney, which is weird
Image: Twitter

 23. What a wonderful trait — we'd bet the decision was to wait until later to purchase a bike

Kanye West makes such awesome decisions in bike stores!
Image: Twitter

24. A true glimpse into the world of an internationally celebrated rapper

Kanye living the life of a rap star

Image: Twitter

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 25. OK, an even better glimpse into the world of an internationally celebrated rapper

Kanye West's struggles to find a Persian rug with cherub imagery
Image: Twitter

26. We'd pay to find out if Mark Zuckerberg picked up the phone or not

Kanye West bothers Mark Zuckerberg on his birthday
Image: Twitter

 27. Sometimes you sound crazy, but honestly this time we think you might be right

Kanye West on how Twitter was designed specifically for him
Image: Twitter

 28. What kind of possibilities? New shelving for your closet or starting a furniture empire?

Kanye West is inspired by IKEA, but how?
Image: Twitter

 29. So humble — even after so many years of fame

Kanye West could finally be surrounded by winners
Image: Twitter

 30. OK, this is just amazing

Kanye West's marble conference table
Image: Twitter

 31. Are you sure your single greatest quality is not humility?

Kanye West's Single Greatest Quality
Image: Twitter

 32. How do we get this kind of confidence?

Kanye West introduces himself to the Grammys
Image: Twitter

 33. Sometimes you have to hurt others in order to fit in your self-care

Kanye West reveals his sanctuary
Image: Twitter

 34. Yeah, this is probably the fastest way you could offend Kanye West

How to Offend Kanye West
Image: Twitter

 35. Kanye West is usually a master of wordplay, but — this isn't very good

Kanye West on why he won't do stand-up comedy
Image: Twitter

 36. West shares his special thoughts about clapping in closed areas

Kanye West's feeling on clapping while in the car

Image: Twitter

37. Rap god issues

Kanye West's Rap God issues
Image: Twitter

38. ...Sorry?

Kanye West: You have distracted from my creative process
Image: Twitter

39. This is the first time we've gotten this complaint

Kanye West's biggest gripe about room service
Image: Twitter

 40. Kanye West is 40 years old, but apparently, we know almost nothing about him

Kanye West might have everyone fooled
Image: Twitter

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OK, that's it! A full 40 weird tweets to celebrate Kanye West's 40th birthday. And we got him a present: that glorious horse from the first tweet. We hope he can tame it.

Did we miss your favorite Kanye West tweet? Quote it in the comments.

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