In case you hadn’t heard, Gordon Ramsay has made a career out of being an asshole about other people’s cooking, but he’s kind of earned the right to do it. With a handful of successful restaurants and television shows and a lifetime dedicated to food, Ramsay’s risen to the top of the celebrity chef ranks — dude knows his stuff. Lately, he’s gone kind of viral for his penchant for roasting people’s food photos on Twitter. He’s ruthless, but it’s really hilarious how much shade he throws, even when food doesn’t look that bad.
Ramsay appeared on Watch What Happens Live this week, and host Andy Cohen decided to run with that idea by showing Ramsay photos of meals that celebrities have posted to social media. He then had Ramsay critique their cooking without knowing who made the food; instead, Cohen revealed the name of the celebs afterward. Hopefully those celebs have a sense of humor, because Ramsay was as shady as he always is when he roasted their skills in the kitchen. Check out some of his responses below.
On Chrissy Teigen’s meatball sub:
“Yeah, it looks disgusting. It looks like a seagull shit all over it.”
On Martha Stewart’s iceberg wedge with homemade Russian dressing:
“That looks like it’s caught a disease.”
On Kristin Cavallari’s zucchini bread French toast:
“Disgusting. It looks like a log stuck in the toilet.”
On Priyanka Chopra’s soup:
“Oh shit. It looks like a dog’s dinner.”
On Minka Kelly’s avocado toast:
“Dry, insipid and just bland looking.”
On Sarah Michelle Gellar’s baked egg in a potato basket:
“I mean, what a stupid fucking idea.”
Gordon, we have mad respect for you and what you do in the kitchen. But sorry, we would eat any one of those meals (even Martha Stewart’s, though she really should work on her food photography, because she did make that salad look gross as hell).