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Ever Wonder How Dwayne Johnson Lost His Virginity? Today’s Your Lucky Day

Since literally anything would be a step up from Donald Trump, we’re not even fazed by the idea of knowing how and when our possible next president lost his virginity.

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That’s right. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson spilled all the details to Elle when the interviewer, for some reason, just asked out of the blue how losing his virginity went, because apparently that’s a thing we do now. Spoiler alert: Johnson wasn’t very good at sex (who is, though, the first time around?) and it was in a public place, so there were cops involved.

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Johnson started to answer by saying, “Um… I wouldn’t have been so good at it? I mean, where do you go after that?” He laughed and continued, “That’s the A side to the answer. Now, the B side to that is — I would not have been in a park. I would have preferred not to have been caught by the cops. We shouldn’t have been in the park in the first place.”

So what happened? “All of a sudden, a big spotlight came on us. Bang. You hear the cop roll down the window and say, ‘Ma’am, are you OK? Will you come to the car?’ She gets dressed, comes to the car. They say, ‘Are you being attacked?’ She says, ‘No, that’s my boyfriend.’ It was a complete nightmare,” Johnson said. “Some stories are beautiful, but mine was not.”

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There you go. In case you ever wondered, that’s how The Rock lost his V-card. We know you didn’t wonder, possibly because you’ve been distracted by his biceps all these years or because you spend your idle time wondering how a man that brawny can be so talented and down to earth. But hey! We told you anyway. You’re welcome.

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