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While appearing on her show to promote the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie, Depp sat in DeGeneres’ hot seat answering a set of rapid-fire questions. The answers he gave were predictably eccentric because he’s Johnny Depp; DeGeneres wasn’t having it.
The first question: What’s his favorite part of his body? After a long pause, Depp replied, “Wow. Uh. Back there.”
“The back of your head?” DeGeneres asked.
“Yeah,” he answered.
“Have you seen that?” she asked.
“No,” he said, before changing his answer to his shoes, which he claimed he’s had surgically attached to his body. OK, then. Moving on.
“Do you like your ass?” DeGeneres asked.
“Wow,” Depp said again, and after another long pause, “Like it? I accept it.”
It was when Depp was asked his favorite swear word that DeGeneres started to lose patience with his answers. “Ass,” Depp said. “No… I’ll keep it clean. Bollocks.”
DeGeneres shot back, “You’re not being honest. OK. What is the strangest place you’ve hooked up with someone?”
Depp replied, “Wow. Yeah. A car trunk. The trunk of a car.”
DeGeneres was really over it by this point.
“What?” she said, as the audience laughed and cheered. “Don’t even. He’s not serious. There’s no way!” She added, “I would ask you more, but you’re not going to answer me honestly!” Depp insisted he would, so she asked him one last question: “Out of all your co-stars, who’s the best kisser?”
Without skipping a beat, Depp said Javier Bardem who plays Captain Salazar in the fifth Pirates movie.
Oh Johnny Depp, never change.