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Barack Obama Officially Becomes an Instagram Husband

After being president of the effing United States, there aren’t many jobs you can take that would be a step up. That’s why after eight years leading the country, Barack Obama has done the only thing he can naturally do: He’s become an Instagram husband.

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For the less internet-aware folks out there, an Instagram husband exists solely to photograph his wife in exotic locales and from flattering angles, making sure the crop and filter on the photo are just right to make it look super-bangin’ and get all those likes. It’s an important job and requires a steady hand and talented eye — and eight years of prior experience as commander-in-chief apparently doesn’t hurt.

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Michelle Obama really needs an Instagram husband right now because she and Barack have spent basically every moment since they left the White House vacationing far, far away from the U.S. Right now, that means they’re just low-key hanging out on billionaire Larry Ellison’s yacht in French Polynesia along with their BFFs Tom Hanks, Bruce Springsteen and Oprah. Oh, and nobody freak out, but Beyoncé and Jay Z might be involved as well.

Currently, Michelle is letting down every single one of her 12.5 million Instagram followers by not posting a single shot from her epic tropical photo sesh, but it’s only a matter of time, because as the old adage goes, if one does not Instagram her vacation, did it even really happen?

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