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Kate Middleton Couldn’t Let Prince William Have All the Intoxicated Fun

Prince William got to go on a guys-only ski trip in Switzerland last month, but the former Kate Middleton wasn’t about to stay at home with the kids and let him have all the fun.

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Instead, she straight-up snuck out to the French Alps to meet up with her sister Pippa for a bachelorette party. We can only imagine the kind of booze-fueled weekends both royals had — Will was probably singing some dirty pub song (and he was definitely dad dancing!) while Kate drunk-texted him and shared her tiaras with strangers at the bar, because what else would a drunk Kate do?

It’s good that they got away, because Pippa’s wedding is coming up fast — she’s set to tie the knot with financier James Matthews next month. The Middleton sisters skied with a group of friends and then spent the evening chilling in a rented chalet with a maid and private chef on hand (no word on whether the chef was also a bartender, but we’re gonna go ahead and say, “probably”). Then, at the end of the weekend, Kate hopped back on her private jet and picked William up in Verbier on her way home, you know, like you do. Good for them for carpooling (plane pooling?).

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And while Mom and Dad were getting their drink on, Prince George and Princess Charlotte got to hang with their grandparents, Carole and Michael Middleton, at their house in Bucklebury. Basically, it was the best weekend for the entire royal family, except for the hangovers they probably had. Good thing they have people to bring them all the greasy breakfast food.

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