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Dwayne Johnson’s Oscar Loss Is a Win for the Rest of Us

Dwayne Johnson, the daddy, is the best version of Dwayne Johnson.

Which is why, when Johnson said that if his animated film Moana doesn’t win an Oscar, he’s going to go home and make more babies, I don’t really think that sounds too bad. I wholeheartedly support that decision.

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I mean, have you seen him with his kids? It’s probably the most adorable thing in the world.

“I got my lucky Rock shirt on just in case we win,” Johnson said in an Instagram video before the big show. “If we do win, as many of you know, I’m going straight to In-N-Out Burger and I’m going to destroy burgers and fries in a celebratory victory. I’m taking cheat meals to a whole new level. If we lose, then I’m gonna go home and make more babies. See, on Oscar night, in the world of DJ, we all win. There are no losers.”

True that.

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I just wonder how his longtime girlfriend, Lauren Hashian, feels about that proposition. They just had a baby a little more than a year ago, so she might be more inclined to take the burgers. However, the couple’s 1-year-old daughter, Jasmine, was Hashian’s first, so the Rock might not have been kidding about his baby-making plans.

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Before you go, check out our slideshow below.

Oscars 2017 presenters slideshow
Image: ABC/Randy Holmes

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