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While Angelina Jolie seeks world domination, Brad Pitt delivers balloons

It seems like we’ve spent the proper amount of time — or at least enough time — examining Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s divorce at this point. I mean, it pretty much consumed entertainment news at the end of 2016, among a few other huge headlines. Now, it would appear that Jolie and Pitt have called a truce (for now) and are moving on with their own lives.

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Us Weekly reports Angelina Jolie is developing her own line of perfume, which may seem an out-of-character career move for the queen of manipulation, but heck, good for her if that’s where she sees her brand expanding. If Rihanna and Britney Spears can do it, Jolie certainly can too.

While Jolie seems to be all business, Pitt is rumored to be focusing on fun.

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Sources report he’s been hiking and eating clean, which doesn’t really line up considering in the same article, they report he packed his trunk with leftover alcohol from a party he held at a Santa Monica hotel on Wednesday. But maybe he has cheat days? Cheat weeks? Maybe alcohol doesn’t count? I have exceptions, as well — for example, I’ve been sober all of January… except Mondays when I watch The Bachelor because, duh, The Bachelor. See what I mean? Exceptions.

But alcohol isn’t the only thing he’s taking home from parties. Pitt also apparently took home a big bunch of gold and white balloons, which he saved and delivered to his children. He’s really turning around those child abuse claims and returning to his role as “fun dad.”

All’s well that ends well, I suppose. If only these two could iron out the kinks in that dang custody agreement already.

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Before you go, check out our slideshow below.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt marriage rumors slideshow
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