Ben Affleck is dating again, you guys, and he’s so happy about it — can’t you tell?!
He was spotted out on a date with a mystery blonde, who went with him to a bookstore and to get sushi, and the paparazzi photos are everything.
Just look at them. That’s the giddy face of a woman who’s on a date with Ben Affleck. And his face? Pure misery.
Literally Ben Affleck right now:
And not only does his face say “kill me now,” he kind of looks like he hasn’t showered in a while. Like, what circumstances led up to this date that Ben Affleck, one of the most eligible bachelors in America, ended up there, dirty and clearly against his will?
Probably the funniest thing about this is that while Affleck looks like he hates every single thing about his life, his date looks so stoked. She’s completely oblivious to his pain.
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) January 6, 2017
Someone track this lady down. I have so many questions.
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