For some unknown reason, Kardashian family BFF Malika Haqq is dating Ronnie Magro of The Jersey Shore fame, as TMZ confirms. The gym-obsessed shore-lover posted a shot of himself kissing Haqq on his Instagram yesterday, with the caption, “#Happiness #FamouslySingleSeason2ComingSoon #EChannel #March #MakeSureaYouKeepUp #NahItAintSamSoStopAsking.” So. Many. Hashtags.
We’d never heard of Famously Single before, but after some investigation, it turns out that it’s an E! TV show that features D-list celebs trying to find love. Other illustrious stars previously featured on the show or appearing in Season 2 include Karina Smirnoff, Aubrey O’Day, Brandi Glanville and fellow Jerseyan Pauly D. Also listed in the Season 2 credits alongside Magro: Haqq herself. Perhaps Khloé Kardashian’s bestie was set up with Magro for the show, which would make more sense (and makes us all breathe a sigh of relief that she didn’t actually go and seek him out herself).
Sounds like Famously Single is basically like The Real World, only everyone who moves in together in a big house is slightly famous. That resembles a nightmare we once had, but — hey, The Real World was amazing in its day, so perhaps Famously Single has its charms.
Last week, Magro also posted a photo booth shot of himself with his season two cast members, including Haqq. “#FamouslySingleSaturdays #OurGroupChatsAreAmazingLol #Season2ComingInMarch #ShakeItUpSaturdays #GreatGroupOfLads #SavoryCharacters,” he wrote. We’re not sure if he knows that words can stand alone without hashtags, but hopefully he’ll read this and figure it out. Also, side note: His Instagram isn’t verified, which could theoretically mean that it’s a fake account, but we have a feeling it just means he hasn’t figured out how to set that up yet either.
In any event, we hope Haqq and Magro have a long and happy life together.
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