Kardashian BFF Malika is dating Ronnie from Jersey Shore

For some unknown reason, Kardashian family BFF Malika Haqq is dating Ronnie Magro of The Jersey Shore fame, as TMZ confirms. The gym-obsessed shore-lover posted a shot of himself kissing Haqq on his Instagram yesterday, with the caption, “#Happiness #FamouslySingleSeason2ComingSoon #EChannel #March #MakeSureaYouKeepUp #NahItAintSamSoStopAsking.” So. Many. Hashtags.

We’d never heard of Famously Single before, but after some investigation, it turns out that it’s an E! TV show that features D-list celebs trying to find love. Other illustrious stars previously featured on the show or appearing in Season 2 include Karina Smirnoff, Aubrey O’Day, Brandi Glanville and fellow Jerseyan Pauly D. Also listed in the Season 2 credits alongside Magro: Haqq herself. Perhaps Khloé Kardashian’s bestie was set up with Magro for the show, which would make more sense (and makes us all breathe a sigh of relief that she didn’t actually go and seek him out herself).

Sounds like Famously Single is basically like The Real World, only everyone who moves in together in a big house is slightly famous. That resembles a nightmare we once had, but — hey, The Real World was amazing in its day, so perhaps Famously Single has its charms.

Last week, Magro also posted a photo booth shot of himself with his season two cast members, including Haqq. “#FamouslySingleSaturdays #OurGroupChatsAreAmazingLol #Season2ComingInMarch #ShakeItUpSaturdays #GreatGroupOfLads #SavoryCharacters,” he wrote. We’re not sure if he knows that words can stand alone without hashtags, but hopefully he’ll read this and figure it out. Also, side note: His Instagram isn’t verified, which could theoretically mean that it’s a fake account, but we have a feeling it just means he hasn’t figured out how to set that up yet either.

In any event, we hope Haqq and Magro have a long and happy life together.

Up next: A KUWTK/Jersey Shore hybrid spinoff, brought to you by TLC.

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