I remember watching Jersey Shore with my friends in my freshman-year dorm, setting time aside for “GTL” (gym, tan, laundry, for those not familiar with the show), and rolling out to the bars with our fake IDs on the weekends to fist-pump to whatever Jason Derulo song was hot at the time.
Now, those hot messes that we all aspired to be, Snooki and JWoww, are actually moms. And to make matters even worse, they have a web series about the things they do to be good, responsible wives and mothers. They’ve come an awfully long way from throwing drinks at each other on the boardwalk and smashing with strangers, and while it’s great that they’re happy being grown-ups, it’s also like a part of my college self just died.
Luckily, while they’re definitely being grown-ups with their husbands and kids and all those things I’m not even close to ready for, JWoww and Snooki still get into some of their old antics now and then. For Snooki, that was a recent boob job.
“Being a mom, your breasts are destroyed after having kids, especially breastfeeding,” Snooki explained, adding that she breastfed her daughter, Giovanna, for a year. “I want to look hot for my husband, but I also want to look great for myself, and that was just an insecurity that I had… I feel so confidant with myself as a woman, as a wife, as a mom, so I kind of feel complete now.”
On an episode of her web series, Moms With Attitude, Snooki revealed her new tatas to JWoww, who didn’t even know she was having them done. And hilariously, JWoww didn’t even notice at first.
“This fuckin’ bitch,” Snooki said to the camera before revealing her big surprise. At least that’s still the Snooki I remember and love from college.
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