Joe Jonas admits that losing his virginity was a total mess — literally
There's nothing better than a super-candid celebrity Reddit AMA. Up until now, Channing Tatum's 2015 "ask me anything" interview was on the top of our list, mostly because of his extremely creative answers about how he would survive the zombie apocalypse and what he'd choose to have with him on a deserted island.
As amazing as Tatum's AMA was, it's quite possible that Joe Jonas' Oct. 11 AMA is now our absolute fave — for a couple reasons.
For one, while we learned in Tatum's AMA that his penis is named Gilbert, Jonas got asked how his member compares to the rest of the JoBros, and his answer is priceless.
"I like to think so," Jonas answered when asked if his penis is bigger than his siblings'. "Although, it's not often that I'm in a locker room or shower with my brothers, so I couldn't really tell you. But, I'd like the internet to believe that I'm still killin' it."
And believe it, we shall.
As much as we love that last witty quip, Jonas' anecdote about losing his virginity to Ashley Greene is even better.
"I lost my virginity to this girl named Ashley," he said. "You can probably just Google it. It's pretty easy to figure out. I dated a girl named Ashley, so just Google it to figure out which Ashley that is. It's quite the great story because I didn't have any condoms, so I went to our drummer Jack's room, who was my roommate at the time and I demolished his room looking for them. Found them underneath his underwear drawer. When he came home, he thought somebody broke into his room because his whole room was demolished because I was in dire need. Needed to happen then and now. Safety first, kids."
When you've been wearing a purity ring for all of your adolescence and have Ashley Greene waiting for you, well, it's not hard to imagine why Jonas was so frantic.
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