Lindsay Lohan’s dad, Michael, is at it again, insisting that his daughter is pregnant. Never mind that it isn’t his business to talk about her pregnancy or that she’s ignored the topic completely — he’s sure she’s pregnant.
This week, pictures emerged of Lindsay on a yacht, smoking and drinking with her friends. Completely normal for you to do if you’re a grown woman and just had a very stressful week full of boyfriend drama. Not normal or a good idea if you’re pregnant. Most people took it as a sign that Lindsay is definitely not pregnant.
Michael insisted she is, though, and that the pictures tell an incorrect story. He told People, “She’s not drinking, she was smoking and I talked to her about that.”
Am I the only one who was under the impression that Lindsay hasn’t listened to her parents since 2007?
Earlier this week, Michael said, “The last communication that I had was she told me she was pregnant. I don’t know anything other than that. I believe my daughter. I don’t think she’d lie to me about something like that. But yeah, she’s smoking. She smoked a cigarette — I’m not saying it’s right that she smokes, but it happened.”
He also insisted that Lindsay is completely sober. He said, “Every time I’ve talked to her she’s been sober, every single time. And the good friends that are around her have told me she’s not drinking. I know that she’s not drinking.”
Here’s the thing. Michael either has no idea what a woman has to do to take care of herself and her baby during pregnancy, or he thinks his daughter is a terrible person. Either way, we should not be listening to him.
There’s no world where Lindsay’s friends let her act the way she’s acting if she were really pregnant. They may be rich and have few responsibilities, but they’re not monsters. And Michael using this as his chance to give his career some new life is terrible. Someone please tell him to go away.
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