File this baby drama under “super frickin’ weird,” because it’s about two people who, as far as we know, don’t even have contact with each other any more.
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart broke up nearly two years ago after she was seen publicly kissing her Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders, but somehow the two are still plagued with rumors about them starting a family together.
According to Parent Herald, there’s current gossip flying around that not only does Stewart want Pattinson back, she’s fully ready to railroad his current relationship to rekindle things with her former flame and start having children.
To take the strange rumors even further, the Game & Guide reports there’s even been buzz that Stewart and Pattinson have actually already wed in a super secret ceremony.
Let’s give pause here to recognize that Pattinson isn’t just in a relationship. He’s engaged to FKA Twigs. Yes, there were rumors last spring they broke up, but nothing was ever confirmed and they were seen together at the Met Gala in May. Though they like to keep a low profile, they’ve always seemed to be a solid couple. Except for in pictures. Please don’t judge their relationship by their stoic stares.
There’s also the fact that the reason Stewart and Pattinson broke up is because she cheated on him. Just because he might have ended his current relationship, doesn’t mean he’ll go running back into the arms of Stewart.
And it’s not like Stewart hasn’t moved on herself. She’s been romantically linked to several people over the past couple years. Last spring she was rumored to be dating French singer SoKo — and wasn’t hiding her affection for her in public.
At this point, Stewart and Pattinson getting back together is like the equivalent of Britney Spears still considering removing Jessica Biel from the picture to start having kids with Justin Timberlake. Super far-fetched and probably not gonna happen.