Leave it to Khloé Kardashian to floor us with her teenage dating stories
Khloé Kardashian revealed that the earth definitely did not move the first time — or her second through 100th times — she had sex.
Kardashian discussed losing her V card on her website today, and she said that like the vast majority of women, she was super nervous and did not have an orgasm.
"It's not funny to lose your virginity! It's weird and you're scared and it hurts and you don't know what will happen. I was 15 and he was an older guy who wasn't a virgin," she wrote. "I don't really remember it hurting but I do remember that I just wanted to get it over with. You definitely don't have an orgasm your first time."
But alas, the poor girl didn’t actually get that feeling until years later!
"I didn't for the first few years!" she revealed. "I didn't even know what the feeling was until I had one; I just liked the intimacy part. When it happened, I was like, ‘Ohhhhh, that's what that is!!!’"
She stopped short of revealing the name of who she gave it up to, but she did spill a scary anecdote about a dating fiasco that happened when she was just 17 years old.
"He was so mean," she said of her unnamed then-boyfriend. "He lived in LA but his mom lived in Atlanta, so on Valentine's Day, he told me he was going back home to Atlanta and just left and never came back.
"Later on, he called me and asked me to fly out there to meet him. My dad warned me not to go, but I did. The guy NEVER picked me up from the airport!!! He never showed! I got a voicemail from him and he said, ‘I’m sorry. I can't do this.’ I was 17, in Atlanta, with no money or credit cards. My sisters told my dad and he got me a little hotel room and I took a flight back the next morning. My dad and I never, ever talked about it again. He knew how heartbroken and embarrassed I was, and I'm so thankful that he never said, ‘I told you so.’"
Um, not for nothing, but my parents would have locked me up if I so much as suggested I fly across the country to meet my boyfriend at 17 years old! The Kardashian brand of parenting is different, for sure.
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