Stassi Schroeder's return to Vanderpump Rules doesn't get a warm welcome
If you weren't sure whether you'd be watching the second half of Vanderpump Rules' new season, well, this teaser has just determined the outcome for you; you will not be missing a single episode because it's going to be even more dramatic than before.
This is largely thanks to Schroeder's return to the show. And clearly, not everyone is happy to see her return, as she desperately tries to make nice with former boss Lisa Vanderpump.
"You had a boss and a good friend, and you f***ed it up," Vanderpump can be heard telling a teary-eyed Schroeder, which proves that Schroeder is going to have to do a lot of groveling before she ever gets back into her former boss's good books.
But it's not just drama for Schroeder; we also see someone who is a self-proclaimed "white Kanye West" getting told off, Scheana Shay and her husband have words, and Jax Taylor gets arrested for shoplifting a pair of sunglasses. Yes, really.
Taylor can be seen looking extremely stressed with his head in his hands before the camera pans to Vanderpump getting ready to ax one of her former employees (could it be Taylor?).
"Where is he? I want to f***ing kill him," she says. "Don't come in to work. Ever again."
Vanderpump Rules airs Monday at 9/8c on Bravo, and judging from this teaser, this is one series we seriously do not want to miss.