Goodness gracious, 2015 has been a brutal year for our favorite celebrity relationships.
We’ve said goodbye to Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green and Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton, all since we rang in the new year. And that’s just the short list.
Even Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy announced their split this year, for crying out loud.
Now, rumors that Amanda Seyfried and Justin Long are no more have surfaced, according to Page Six, and we just can’t believe they’re splitting. For real. We’re in total denial that this adorable couple, who have been together since 2013, are breaking up.
Here’s why we simply refuse to believe that the Seyfried/Long split is going down — other than the fact that we can’t take any more heartbreak.
1. They watch The Bachelor together
Seyfried admitted in a 2014 interview with Ellen DeGeneres that she and Long indulge in all of the The Bachelor shows. Couples that watch The Bachelor together stay together. It’s a scientific fact.
2. They help get animals adopted
Look at those happy faces! People who bond over the love of our furry friends don’t just leave each other. They just don’t.
3. And Long’s attached to Seyfried’s dog, Finn
He can’t leave Finn!
4. They did the Twizzler Challenge together
That’s obviously the cutest thing since Lady and the Tramp.
5. They take the best awkward couple photos
To take an effective awkward couple photo, said couple must be completely comfortable with each other. Truth.
6. They worked with an organization that helps orphaned girls in Nicaragua
On a serious note, Seyfried and Long’s work with The Girls Home is a huge reason why we love them.
7. Because their kids are going to be adorable
How could they not be?