Sandra Bullock’s new boyfriend is beginning to materialize from the nebulous super-hot guy we knew nothing about into this super-hot guy we are finding out shocking, violent things about.
Bryan Randall, Bullock’s newish boyfriend of the past few months, is smoking hot.
See, we weren’t lying.
But what he is accused of is just plain gross. He is accused of smearing dog poop on a neighbor’s door. You read that right.
According to Radar Online, Randall had a restraining order filed against him by a neighbor, John Stacer, who allegedly filed an incident report saying, “On the evening of 7/26/12 I was walking by and Bryan Randall confronted me about my dog defecating in the front of the building. He was videotaping me and said, ‘Pick up your dog’s shit, asshole.'”
But here’s where things took a dark and quite frankly disgusting turn, if the reports are true.
Stacer continued, “He is a big guy and I was scared to go any closer so I called my dog back towards me and took him upstairs. I was about to go back outside to pick up the feces when I heard a commotion and my girlfriend came home moments later. She said there was feces spread in our doorway.”
But now we go from gross to confusing. Stacey then says he cleaned up the mess and his girlfriend sent Randall a message telling him what he did was “unacceptable.”
Stacer claims that Randall’s response was, “10 days from now this will play out differently. I’ll pray for him… he will see another side as soon as my kid is out of state.”
Stacer said he filed a police report the next day for criminal threats, saying, “I know he has guns and a notoriously erratic temper and I am scared of what he will do next, as his daughter will be gone come Sunday.”
The restraining order was granted temporarily, but efforts to make it permanent were unsuccessful.
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