15 Juicy, scandalous reality TV stories you missed this week
I don't know about you, but it's hard enough to keep up with the shows I currently watch, and it already feels like it's consuming my life. Big Brother (three nights a week!), RHOC, RHONY and let's not even get started on my Netflix shows.
But what happened in Bachelor in Paradise? Is Knock Knock Live even a show anymore? What's going on with Dance Moms?
Just for you, we've done the dirty work. Take a look at what was overshadowed by Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux's surprise wedding, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale's split (still not OK, guys) and Jon Stewart's last Daily Show, ever.
Big Brother houseguests make insensitive comments — and go completely nuts
If you're following this show, you know that things are getting really heated in the house. They've been around one another 24/7 for a few weeks now, so of course they're finally at one another's throats (thank goodness; it was such a yawn-fest beforehand). And the best news of all came when Clelli were both put up on the block. But the most scandalous thing said this week? What Shelli and Clay said about a "token black guy," followed by Vanessa losing her marbles over Clay and Johnny Mac right before the live eviction.
Oh, and if you're as grossed out by Austin and Liz as we are, Bustle has rounded up pics of the two that'll "make you want to gag." And they're right.
Real Housewives drama at its finest
On one side of the country, the Real Housewives of Orange County ladies gang up on newbie Meghan Edmonds, telling her that she doesn't know what it's like to be a "real mother" because she doesn't have her own kids. What the? And then all the way in New York on RHONY, Sonja Morgan body-shames a model. These women are ruthless, but I still love them.
But let's go back to RHOC. E! has an exclusive clip of Heather confronting Shannon about the "girl code," and it's glorious.
Other really great headlines to click on...
It was this, but, like, way worse. Image: ABC
If so, maybe she'll dance like that? Fingers crossed. Image: ABC, Imgflip.com
...and HuffPo knows! Click on the headline. Image: Bustle
Nia's not impressed. Image: Lifetime
... after only two episodes. Seriously. Image: FOX
Lesson: Don't mock people. Image: E!
Sure, the show hasn't aired yet, but don't lie: You're fascinated by this family. Image: TLC
People actually watch this, and it's a popular show. Image: SyFy