Do you hear that? That collective ca-chink is the breaking of Directioner hearts the world over, because Louis Tomlinson is going to be a dad, you guys. Take a deep breath and check out some trivia about his baby mama, Briana Jungwirth.
1. She’s not what you might consider social media savvy
If you’re looking to troll Jungwirth’s Instagram and Twitter feed — no judgment, we’d be joining you — you may be underwhelmed. Tomlinson’s baby mama has only tweeted a grand total of 21 times and has just over 3,000 followers, the bulk of which likely happened today. As for Instagram, well, no dice.
2. In all likelihood, she isn’t on social media at all
And that’s if this is her actual Twitter page and not an impostor. We highly suspect the latter. Sorry, my little creampuffs. Unless Jungwirth steps up her social media game, you’ll have to resort to other means of online creeping. Like the rest of us.
3. She and Tomlinson are not — we repeat — not dating
According to a source close to People, the 23-year-olds are simply “very, very close friends.” In my day, they called that a friend with benefits.
— calvin (@Calvin_Rodgers) March 8, 2015
4. Like a good little mama, she just wants to focus on the baby
Carrying a kid is tough stuff and it makes sense the 23-year-old stylist would want to keep her eye on the prize. “They are both really happy and although they aren’t in a relationship, their friendship is extremely strong and they are both really excited about the baby. It’s early days, and Briana and the baby’s health are the most important things right now,” said People‘s source.
5. She’s got a keen eye for fashion
Jungwirth first caught the media’s eye back in May, when Tomlinson was spotted leaving several parties with her. The two were even caught holding hands in the back of a car mid-exodus one evening, leading to a frenzy to find out the identity of the “mystery blonde.” Although little is known about her still, the Daily Mirror reports she is a stylist who frequently works on fashion shoots in the Los Angeles area.
6. She’s not in it for the fame
A reported pal of Tomlinson’s revealed to People, “Briana is a really lovely girl; she’s absolutely not interested in Louis’ fame. She’s very private and most of the time they spend together is out of the public eye, just hanging out with their friends.”
7. Gasp! She isn’t even a Directioner
In fact, Jungwirth had never even been to a One Direction concert until very recently. But it looks like the pretty blonde may already be having trouble adjusting to her newfound celebrity.
Poor girl. We can’t imagine being persecuted during what is supposed to be one of the happiest times of your life. Which leads us to our next point… be nice, lovelies, will you?
8. Homegirl can rock some platforms
Tomlinson is estimated to be around 5’9″, so we’re guessing Jungwirth is pretty petite. After all, she looks to be about his height in this candid photo captured of them — but she is rocking some seriously impressive platforms.
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) July 14, 2015
Yep, we’d break our neck in those. Perhaps she’ll shelve them for safety as her tummy grows.
9. She could be Shailene Woodley’s double, in a pinch
Fans are already pointing out Jungwirth’s resemblance to Divergent star Shailene Woodley, and rightfully so — she definitely favors the quirky actress! Perhaps once mini-Tomlinson has arrived, Jungwirth will turn her fashion eye towards the entertainment industry. She’s got an in now, after all.
10. She is already incurring the singular wrath of Directioners
Predictably, Tomlinson’s fans are not nearly as stoked about the news as the soon-to-be-daddy, and Jungwirth is the easy target of their ire.
@Louis_Tomlinson come online and straighten the god damn rumours
— laura ◟̽◞̽ (@tmhdoncaster) July 14, 2015
*Sees Louis Tomlinson has got a girl pregnant*…*slowly closes down laptop lid and leaves the internet*
— Jordan Emily Brown (@hellomissjordan) July 14, 2015