Amy Schumer’s Real Housewives taglines are hilarious (VIDEO)

We’re starting to think Amy Schumer isn’t kidding around when she says she wants to be on a reality TV show.

The hilarious new Hollywood “it” girl has been making the rounds of the most popular reality hits, like The Bachelorette and, now, Real Housewives.

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In her new audition video, Schumer is hoping to sell the idea of a Real Housewives of Newark, Cincinnati or, really, anywhere the show wants her to move, and we have no idea why anyone would think this idea is anything but amazing.

Wearing a sparkling chrome dress, Schumer explains she would be the perfect Real Housewives addition because “I’m all of those things. I’m real. I’m in the house a lot. I am not a wife, but I have had sex with a lot of married people.” She also adds that she has a lot of exes, including one that played for a team, so she’d be great for drama.

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And her tagline on the show? “I’m Amy Schumer and I may look like a whore, but I am.” or “I don’t need a man, but I want one. Any one.” Which is exactly what we were hoping the Inside Amy Schumer star would say.

“Is there a wine glass that’s the size that an adult would drink?” Schumer asks giving a fake laugh, “I’m sorry, am I driving a school bus home?”

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Schumer’s hilarious audition tape comes in the midst of her promoting her new flick, Trainwreck, which is directed by Judd Apatow. She stars alongside Bill Hader, Vanessa Bayer and LeBron James, and the movie is already garnering some pretty stellar laugh-out-loud reviews. Trainwreck hits theaters July 17.

Check out Schumer’s full Real Housewives audition video below.

Do you think Schumer would be best on a Real Housewives show or on The Bachelorette?


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