Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, is being accused of a crazy cover-up involving her darling baby girl — all because of her put-together appearance when she left the hospital.
The former Kate Middleton looked absolutely stunning when she stepped out of the Lindo Wing to show off her newborn to the world press — a little too stunning, according to the Russian press.
According to multiple publications, Princess Charlotte was not born of Kate at all — rather, in a conspiracy worthy of Beyoncé, she was carried by a surrogate and birthed at least three days prior to what Kensington Palace claims.
“It was a surrogate mother who gave birth but not her,” one woman told KP.RU. “Kate must have been wearing a fake belly showing to the people that she was pregnant.”
The beautiful duchess looked absolutely radiant while showing off her little princess to the world, with a fresh blowout, impeccable makeup, a flawless dress and even high heels — a little too radiant, some are saying.
— Dylan Corrigan (@dylancorrigan3) May 4, 2015
There are also the strange conspiracy theorists who claim Kate, along with the rest of the royals, are part of a race of lizard people, shape-shifting reptilian aliens who control earth by taking over business and politics in a bid to control society (we know, we know).
And this tweet combines both theories nicely: