19 Signs you're a Kardashian separated at birth

Mar 26, 2015 at 5:40 p.m. ET

The Kardashians and Jenners are everywhere, and now the Disick name is starting to populate the earth. With so much media attention, it’s hard not to have a general idea of what this extended family’s lifestyle is like — and with great beauty, luxury and fortune come desire. Do you secretly wish you were part of the Kardashian clan? Here are some of the warning signs.

1. Your self-esteem is a tad too healthy

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Might as well own it, right?

2. You bust out a twerk regardless of your whereabouts

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Underwater, above water... no matter. Twerk on.

3. You have the lethal combination of curiosity and no filter

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It just rolls off your tongue. As if you were asking someone to pass the salt.

4. You think the world is your dance floor

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Come to think of it, maybe the secret to wearing a bikini is to treat the world like a giant dance floor.

5. You find yourself making up your own language

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Not snowballs. Not beach balls. Not even hairballs. There’s a new ball in town, people.

6. You give yourself lofty nicknames

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The combination of a lofty nickname and speaking in the third person is the clincher.

7. You share every bodily function with the world

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And even then, you do it with drama.

8. You take your friends and turn them into your entourage

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It’s the matching T-shirts that seal the deal. Otherwise, you’re just a group of friends.

9. You can’t function without and a hair and makeup staff

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Once properly coiffed, all that’s left to do is blow air kisses.

10. Your duck face multiplies into several duck faces

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Nothing makes a girl quack more than an iPhone camera.

11. You get paid to do almost anything

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Not a singer? Not a dancer? Not a problem.

12. You feel entitled to everything you lay eyes on

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The world is your closet.

13. You think an outfit made entirely of jewelry is a good look

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The only catch is that your mother has to be your photographer.

14. You're a little too grabby

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Your golden rule is, “What’s yours is mine.”

15. A regular kiss just isn’t good enough

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In a world full of signature style, signature affection is a necessity.

16. You put selfies before personal safety

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But first you need to ensure that you look good when terrified.

17. Your family grows with every season

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When “nice to meet you” is followed by “brother-in-law," you’re ready.

18. You've mastered the fine art of making an entrance

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It might not work so well at the grocery store, but you’ve gotta start somewhere.

19. You refuse to acknowledge when there’s a bad day

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Sisters, schmisters, right? That’s why you have more than one.

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