We’re not sure what’s going on here, but Robert Pattinson got a new haircut. It’s a New Age mixture of a bowl cut with a random tuft of hair at the nape. Sounds amazing, doesn’t it?
The expression you’re looking for is, what the eff is going on there? Robert Pattinson officially debuted a brand new do at the GO Campaign’s 7th Annual GO GO Gala in Beverly Hills on Thursday, and it’s definitely interesting…
He kind of looks like a third-grader circa 1997. Or Friar Tuck. Or Professor Flitwick from Harry Potter. Or Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber. Or Cousin Itt after a hair trim. It’s like a reverse mullet. Or like a goatee for the back of his head. Did we miss anything?
It’s not that the haircut looks bad; it’s edgy, and Pattinson looks very handsome. We’re mostly puzzled by the random patch of hair at his nape — what’s that little guy doing there? No word on whether the new do is for a movie role or for self-expression, but rumour has it the actor’s girlfriend, FKA Twigs, may have influenced him to experiment.
Pattinson technically debuted the haircut earlier this week during an outing with Twigs, but he was wearing a hat, so it obviously doesn’t count. So, be honest: What do you think? Should this be a thing, or should we bury this potential trend as deeply as possible?