Ellen DeGeneres is not having a baby, stop asking already!
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have decided to yet again settle the baby rumours. So, just to clarify, the couple is not having any kids any time soon. Or ever.
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Not again, you guys! Ellen DeGeneres and wife Portia de Rossi can't seem to ever get away from those pesky baby reports. Every day, somebody somewhere starts up yet another rumour about the couple having a child. The expansiveness of the gossip is so vast that DeGeneres actually invited de Rossi to her show to debunk the misinformation floating around out there. So, just to clarify: Ellen and Portia are not having a baby.
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Did you get that? They are not having a baby! Enough, already! The couple was the centre of a major baby rumour back in 2011, then again in 2012, then in 2013, and now it's back. If Ellen and Portia are not reported to be amidst a divorce, then they're definitely adding a new member to the family. Come on, just let these two be happy! The couple has been married since 2008 and seems to be doing splendidly just as they are.
On a different note, let's indulge ourselves a little bit… How amazing would it be if they did have a baby? We know it won't happen, because neither Ellen nor Portia wants to have children, but still! Their kid would be perfect.
The baby would be a master dancer.
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And funny as heck.
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Not to mention generous!
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Le sigh. Alas, Ellen and Portia are beautiful. We don't care if they ever have kids or not, as long as they continue to spread their positivity. What do you think?