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5 Possible reactions to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s wedding

It finally happened, y’all! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie tied the knot in front of their family in France this weekend. We are filled with so many emotions right now.

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Holy mother of turds on a stick! The moment we have all been waiting for — or dreading — hath dawned upon us. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have married, thus forming a super-force beyond mortal comprehension. Alert the village elders!

The couple married in a private ceremony on Saturday at the Château Miraval in France, with their children — Maddox, 13; Pax, 11; Zahara, 9; Shiloh, 8; and 6-year-old twins Knox and Vivienne — present. Pitt and Jolie started dating in 2005 and have been engaged since 2012. It’s been a long road, but the most beautiful couple in the world has finally tied the knot. We have goosebumps, y’all!

Now you can walk a mile in Angelina Jolie’s shoes >>

Whether you have been rooting for the couple or are team Aniston forever, we figured there are only so many possible reactions to this wedding. After all, two of the most gorgeous specimens of human have just been officially whisked off the market. Here’s how one could respond to the news:

1. Angry shocked


Courtesy of AboutAsEven / Tumblr and Paramount Pictures

2. Shocked shocked

Arrested Development
Courtesy of Gracillius / Tumblr and Fox

3. Super happy

Home Alone
Courtesy of Neogohann and 20th Century Fox

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt wear matching tuxedos >>

4. Pissed as flip

Parks and Recreation
Courtesy of iamnevertheone / Tumblr and NBC

5. Speechless awe

Spongebob Squarepants
Courtesy of gif-reactions / Tumblr and Nickelodeon

Which one most applies to you? What should we send them as a wedding gift?

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