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Holy mother of turds on a stick! The moment we have all been waiting for — or dreading — hath dawned upon us. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have married, thus forming a super-force beyond mortal comprehension. Alert the village elders!
The couple married in a private ceremony on Saturday at the Château Miraval in France, with their children — Maddox, 13; Pax, 11; Zahara, 9; Shiloh, 8; and 6-year-old twins Knox and Vivienne — present. Pitt and Jolie started dating in 2005 and have been engaged since 2012. It’s been a long road, but the most beautiful couple in the world has finally tied the knot. We have goosebumps, y’all!
Whether you have been rooting for the couple or are team Aniston forever, we figured there are only so many possible reactions to this wedding. After all, two of the most gorgeous specimens of human have just been officially whisked off the market. Here’s how one could respond to the news:
1. Angry shocked
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2. Shocked shocked
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3. Super happy
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4. Pissed as flip
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5. Speechless awe
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Which one most applies to you? What should we send them as a wedding gift?